My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
why do people romanticize cigarettes theyre nasty af and cause a shit ton of diseases and medical issues
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
So….HOW MANY OF THEM ARE PROCRASTINATING FIXING CODING AND SHIT BY SCROLLING THROUGH THEIR DASH?
See, this is the reason behind how “Tumblr goes down more than a whore”.
The guy on the couch has had enough of our shit and is now reading a good novel
Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight..
OH MY GOD
SORRY GUYS BUT
OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.
sorry persons, but
i’m not going to take any risks.e u e
I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared
BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!
It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!
i want sleep ALONE
IM FUCKING SCARED I CAN ALMOST FELE HER PRESENCE
WHERE ARE THE FROSTED BUTTS WHEN I NEED THEM