im running for student council
I literally had to pause the movie and go outside
if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze
You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.
sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
not to brag but i feel like ive exponentially improved this movie
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word