NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
I am honestly so uncomfortable when people wear those bracelets and shirts.
OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE
FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME
TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES
OH SHIT IT’S ON NOW.
LET GO FING THE OTHER 2